Google Orders Terminator Robots not to 'Kill' its Founders Sergey Brin & Larry Page!

How do you stop the unstoppable killer Terminators if you’re not Sarah Connor? Well Google does it with a simple text file.

People have noted today that Google has a special “robot.txt” file that pokes fun at stopping the Terminators. Robots.txt files are actually used to stop robots of the less threatening kind, its actually like Google that crawls the web looking for content. Use robots.txt, and you can stop them from gathering your content. The new Google robots.txt was uploaded recently, maybe on the anniversary of the Robots.txt file?

Or was the protester at Google I/O was true? (lol jk) He stood up in Google's keynote speech began yelling about killer robots. "You all work for a totalitarian company that builds machines that kill people!" the man shouted, pointing his finger at the stage."You know that's true," the protester added. Via : theverge

You can access the new file at google.com/killer-robots.txt
The file reads:
User-Agent: T-1000
User-Agent: T-800
Disallow: /+LarryPage
Disallow: /+SergeyBrin

T-1000 and T-800 are the different versions of Terminators for the movie series, The Terminator. Here we are telling these two killer robots to not kill the Google founders, Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Now Larry & Sergey are safe!
What makes this even funnier is that Google is about as close to being Cyberdyne Systems (the corporation that created Skynet in the Terminator series lol) as we have today. Maybe Larry and Sergey are actually from the future?? Hmmmm....

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